I am so mad at my brother.
I hate him.
I am officially disowning him.
And adopting Lauren. (I've already bought her Christmas, I haven't even thought about what I was gonna get Todd. That tells you something)(ps-Lau, i totally found your shirt at spencer's,,,,it says, and i quote "rub my nuts for good luck" and has the cutest squirrel on it.)
I am totally not handling the Christmas season very well....Bah, humbug! (That reminds me, I totally wanted to go see Christmas Carol at the Shakespeare Tavern and now I can't because my family has me so booked up until I die~which, god willing, is like right now~~no, god, sorry, i don't mean that~)
Still have a bad cough, I sound like an old Jewish lady from new york who is vacationing in FL. All I need is a bouffant wig and some of those Scarface "big-as-my-ass-lenses" sunglasses.
Work sucks. I quit. (not really, someone's gotta pay the bills around here.)
Well, it's late and i need to wash my ass. Goodnight. (if there will ever be a good night again)
(TODD YOU BASTARD!)
I LOVE YOU LAUREN!